trentcrimmwiththeindependent:

oh shit!

I have polls!

why would they give me this ability?

if I put a third option will my dear beloved mutuals please please make a penis

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goddammit

malscare:

who’s packing me lunch

enki2:

ohgodiwasgoingtobecool:

my favorite part about elementary is when sherlock starts to get out of control and joan just throws her hands up and just yells, “that’s it, go to the car!” or gives him money to the vending machine. and then you expect him to just brush it off and keep yelling, but then the scene cuts to him sulking by the car moodily or munching on a bag of cookies in the hallway dejectedly. 

siderealsandman:

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

sapphireclaw:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Oh my god Chloe you’re right and you should say it

Fun fact: Victor Gruen, the “inventor” of the modern shopping mall, wanted his malls to be full of apartments, schools, medical facilities, and indoor parks in addition to the stores, so people could live, work, and shop under one roof. This never happened and instead all the space was used for stores, something that he hated. 

It’s not just a case of ‘hey it would be easy to repurpose all this space’, malls were originally designed to be living centers and it wouldn’t take that much tweaking to bring them back to it.

“I am often called the father of the shopping mall,” he once said, reflecting on his career two years before his death in 1978. “I would like to take this opportunity to disclaim paternity once and for all. I refuse to pay alimony to those bastard developments. They destroyed our cities.”

bobolobocus:

liberalsarecool:

minmaneth:

bellybuttonblue2:

just sayin’

This should be taught in school.

nitrosplicer:

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

demilypyro:

freytful:

demilypyro:

catgirl-smash:

demilypyro:

I know I’ve been over this but man HRT is good stuff. I wanna shake the hand of whoever invented it. It’s a crime that I don’t know who that is actually. They’re more important than Einstein

id also been really curious about the history of hrt so i had some tabs open:

The first hrt treatments were mostly estrogen extracted during pregnancies to be used for menopause symptoms, but the first usage of those medicines for trans women is credited to the world’s first Trans Clinic, opened in pre-WW2 Germany by Magnus Hirschfield, a gay jewish man.

Oh he looks delightful

Thank you grandpa

The comparasion to Einstein was actually made at the time too! He was commonly refered to as “the Einstein of sex”, to which he supposedly once replied that he would rather Einstein be called “the Hirschfeld of physics” lmao

Oh my god

sabertoothwalrus:

gabrielagresteofficial:

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

you see. a lot of people on this site have started to use “broke containment” when any post gets popular outside of their circle of friends, but its original use was when it was a vague fandom post (usually supernatural) gets reblogged by people outside the fandom

anway I got whiplash noticing op’s url and realizing this was about gabriel agreste from miraculous ladybug

ramblesanddragons:

I’m sorry out of all the ads I was expecting on @re-dracula Tractor Supply was not one of them. I checked twice I was listening to the right podcast.🤣

But then a Ford Escape ad came on and that one is thematically hilarious in a messed up way

pathologising:

pathologising:

ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

literally this

littlefangs:

not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped

escuerzoresucitado:

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